Sunday May 11th

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Happy Mother’s Day (especially to the female kind).

This week Skype officially died, which is shocking because most of us thought it already did in 2018. Meanwhile, Microsoft Teams continues its hostile workplace takeover. Over in Alabama, Mercedes just added another win to President Trump’s manufacturing scoreboard—moving production of their best-selling SUV to Tuscaloosa by 2027. Turns out when Trump said he’d bring auto jobs back, he didn’t mean Detroit. He meant Dixie.

Also, yes—Trump was dead serious about reopening Alcatraz. And honestly? With half of D.C. running wild, we’re starting to think it’s not such a bad idea. Elsewhere, student loan borrowers in default are now facing debt collection—because nothing says “higher education” like getting ghosted by your degree and a collections agent. Oh, and last week’s tipping poll? The people have spoken loud and clear—“If I don’t sit, I don’t tip” took the win with 55% of the vote. Sorry, tablet spin machines at coffee shops—you’re on your own.

There's growing momentum to end the income tax system as we know it. Finally, a tax reform plan that doesn’t require a PhD in IRS-speak. The IRS takes a chunk of your paycheck before you even see it—but what if we scrapped the whole system? Some say a national sales tax would level the playing field, others say it would crush the middle class.

So, what do you think?

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The Rundown This Week:

AI Arms Race: Cruz Warns Losing to China Would Be “Catastrophic”

Sen. Ted Cruz isn’t mincing words: if the U.S. lets China win the AI race, it’s not just a tech fail—it’s a national security nightmare. After grilling OpenAI’s Sam Altman and other industry bigwigs, Cruz made it clear the stakes aren’t just about smarter apps—they’re about who calls the shots in the 21st century: free nations or the CCP surveillance state.

Altman admitted we’re still ahead—for now. But China’s catching up faster than Biden used to forget names at pressers. Economic power, military dominance, global influence—it all rides on AI. And if we don’t act fast? The future might come with Chinese subtitles.

Gold, Dollars & Common Sense: Trump’s Former Economic Advisor Wants a Reset—Not a Collapse

While the good old ‘left’ would just keep printing dollars like it’s Monopoly night, Judy Shelton—former Trump advisor and sound money warrior—just dropped a truth bomb: The dollar isn’t doomed… if we return to sanity.

Shelton, who helped steer Trump’s 2016 economic transition, says she’s bullish on both a strong U.S. dollar and gold, because shocker—Americans still like money that holds its value. She’s calling for a return to founding principles (you know, before modern monetary theory turned the Treasury into a Vegas slot machine).

Sound money. Fiscal discipline. American strength. It's almost like she read the Constitution—and didn’t mistake it for a diversity manual.

Credit Suisse Caught Playing Hide & Sneak with the IRS—Gets $510M Slap on the Wrist

Turns out helping rich Americans dodge taxes isn't just a “Swiss tradition”—it’s a $4 billion conspiracy. Credit Suisse (now owned by UBS) admitted it helped U.S. elites hide money in offshore accounts, and the DOJ responded with a sternly worded fine of $510 million. UBS, for its part, played the “who, us?” card, claiming it had nothing to do with it and totally hates tax evasion… unless it’s funded by the DNC.

Guess the lesson is: if you're going to break the law, make sure you're a bank. You'll get a fine, not a jumpsuit.

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Uber CEO to Woke Workforce: “Hit the Road” If You Don’t Like Coming In

Uber’s CEO Dara Khosrowshahi just did what most tech execs are too afraid to do—he told his coddled, pajama-clad workforce to either come back to the office… or hit the gas.

He’s tightening up return-to-office policies, delaying cushy perks like sabbaticals, and basically reminding everyone that Uber is a company, not a daycare. And if that hurts some feelings? Tough. “The job market is strong,” Dara shrugged. “They’ve got options.”

Translation: If Zoom fatigue and free snacks were your top priorities, there’s a LinkedIn post with your name on it.

Feds Finally Fire Some Consultants—Claim It’ll Save Billions (We’ll Believe It When We See It)

In a rare moment of fiscal clarity, the GSA (General Services Administration) says it’s slashing bloated consulting contracts to save taxpayers a cool $33 billion—which is about one week of interest on the national debt.

Teaming up with the Department of Oversight and Government Efficiency (DOGE)—yes, really—the agency claims it’s restructuring deals with Beltway favorites like Deloitte and Accenture, finally moving from “let’s just burn money” to “maybe results matter”.

We’ll give credit where it’s due… if this isn’t just another D.C. diet plan where they announce the salad and still eat the cake.

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Trump’s Trade Torque: Volkswagen Shifts Gears, Moves Production to U.S.

Another win for America First. Volkswagen—yes, the world’s second-largest automaker—is bringing manufacturing stateside, proving Trump’s tariff strategy wasn’t just tough talk, it was economic leverage with horsepower.

Trump’s policies are forcing global giants like Audi to pack up their foreign plants and “localize more strongly in the USA.” Translation: more jobs for American workers, fewer paychecks for China.

So next time you see a German SUV rolling off an American line, thank Trump’s tariffs… and maybe remember what real leadership (and manufacturing) looks like.

Dimon Dials It Back: JPMorgan CEO Says Trump’s Tariffs May Be Bold—but They’re Not Wrong

Even Wall Street’s top suit, Jamie Dimon, is starting to come around. The JPMorgan CEO says Trump’s tariff strategy might’ve been “too aggressive” out of the gate—but admits the President is dead right to call out the raw deal America’s been getting on trade.

Dimon’s playing the role of cautious ally in Trump’s second term, offering polite warnings about market jitters while backing the mission: fix trade, boost growth, and put America—not Beijing—at the center of global commerce.

Bottom line: Even the big banks know Trump’s not just throwing elbows—he’s fighting for voters. And that’s a strategy Wall Street and Main Street might finally agree on.

$11B Power Play: Energy Giant to Build Longest Transmission Line in U.S. History

Finally, an investment that actually keeps the lights on. Power company Invenergy just dropped $11 billion into strengthening America’s energy backbone, launching what will be the longest transmission line in U.S. history—800 miles across four states.

The Grain Belt Express project just awarded $1.7 billion in contracts to Quanta Services and Kiewit Energy Group, kicking off a massive push to modernize our grid and keep homes and businesses powered up for decades.

While others virtue-signal about green goals and carbon credits, this is real infrastructure, real jobs, and real energy independence. About time.

Markets Soar as Trump Closes Massive UK Trade Deal—Boeing, Farmers, and Dow All Win Big

Boom time is back. The stock market lit up like the 4th of July after President Trump sealed a powerhouse trade deal with the UK—his first major win since launching his global trade blitz 2.0.

The Dow surged 500+ points in minutes, with Boeing flying high and American ranchers gearing up for billions in new export opportunities. Trump called it a "win-win for workers, farmers, and our economy", and even kept a 10% tariff in place—bringing in another $6 billion for the U.S. just for fun.

Keir Starmer may have a new title, but Trump’s still calling the shots. America First is back on the world stage—and the markets just gave it a standing ovation.

$8 Gas? California’s Climate Crusade Could Torch Your Wallet by 2026

Get ready to fill up your tank and empty your savings account—a new study says California gas could hit $8.43 a gallon next year. That’s not a typo. Thanks to two major refineries shutting down and the state’s endless war on oil, even blue-state voters are starting to notice that “green energy” comes with a red-hot price tag.

Professor Michael Mische of USC broke the news, warning that any disruption in oil supply or shipping routes could send prices soaring—not just in California, but in Arizona and Nevada too. So if you thought you could just flee to Vegas for cheaper fuel, think again.

Meanwhile, Gavin Newsom will still be cruising in his state-funded motorcade while the rest of us debate whether to buy gas or groceries.

Neil deGrasse Tyson: From Science Guy to Second Amendment Guy?

Looks like even America’s favorite left-leaning astrophysicist is catching a case of the MAGA flu. Neil deGrasse Tyson, once a poster child for liberal academia, is now dropping pro-2A posts and hinting at NRA roots—through his wife’s target practice, no less.

In his latest X post, Tyson proudly showed off his wife's bullseye skills from a Nevada shooting range and casually mentioned she was an NRA student member. Next thing you know, he’ll be quoting the Constitution and trading in lab coats for camo.

Oh, and don’t forget—just two weeks ago, he posed with a MAGA hat, sending the woke mob into orbit. First, the gun range. Next stop? Oval Office? Stay tuned.

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Closing Thoughts:

Trump’s Ceasefire Push Proves He’s Still the Only One Fighting for Peace

While global leaders wring their hands and issue empty statements, President Donald J. Trump is doing what no one else seems willing—or capable—of doing: pushing for real, immediate peace in Ukraine.

This week, Trump called for a 30-day unconditional ceasefire between Russia and Ukraine—no conditions, no delays, just a hard reset to create space for serious negotiations. After speaking with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, who responded that his country is ready, Trump made it clear that this is a moment of truth for both sides.

“If the ceasefire is not respected,” Trump said, “the U.S. and its partners will impose further sanctions.” In short, the message is simple: negotiate or face consequences. Both Russia and Ukraine will be held accountable for honoring the sanctity of direct talks.

And this isn’t about optics—this is about building toward a lasting peace. As the man who brokered deals the experts said were impossible, who brought enemies to the table and made NATO pay up, Trump’s record speaks for itself.

He’s not playing politics. He’s not chasing headlines. He’s trying to end a war. And right now, he’s the only one in the world with the guts—and the clout—to get it done.