Sunday March 9th

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If you missed President Trump’s 99-minute State of the Union masterclass, let’s just say it was less of a speech and more of a power-packed TED Talk on how to fix America. The man crushed it. Meanwhile, the economy decided to take a nap, adding approximately 151,000 jobs in February—well below expectations.

Trump also announced the Strategic Bitcoin Reserve, proving once again that he’s five steps ahead of the establishment while the Fed still can’t figure out why eggs cost $10. Meanwhile, the woke brigade took another L, according to none other than The New York Times (yes, really).

In the corporate media meltdown department, ABC News is laying off 200 employees because—shocker—nobody wants to watch DNC talking points disguised as journalism. And over at the DHS, the union gravy train is coming to a screeching halt for TSA employees. Turns out, at 86% of U.S. airports, more TSA workers were doing “full-time union work” than actually screening passengers.

Oh, and Trump’s considering stepping back from NATO leadership—which basically means Europe might have to start paying its own bills for once. About time.

BREAKING: Elon Musk wants your opinion on daylight savings. 

The man who can launch rockets and make billionaires cry on X is now tackling America’s most confusing biannual tradition: changing the clocks. So, let’s settle this.

Vote now and tell us if we should finally stop this time-travel nonsense. ⏳

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The Rundown This Week:

Trump’s Mic-Drop Moment: America Approves

Turns out, when President Trump steps up to the mic, Americans listen—and they like what they hear. In his 99-minute flex session before Congress, Trump reminded everyone why he’s still the main event. According to an exclusive snap poll for Daily Mail, 57% of viewers gave his speech a thumbs up—because nothing says “presidential” like optimism, strength, and a well-placed jab at the establishment.

Meanwhile, only 32% disapproved—which, let’s be honest, probably included the usual suspects clutching their pearls over mean tweets. The poll, conducted by J.L. Partners, surveyed 774 viewers, proving once again that Trump’s brand of America First leadership still plays well with the people who actually love this country.

Middle Class? You Might Need a Side Hustle (or Three)

The American Dream used to mean a house, a car, and a shot at retiring before 80. Now? You’ll need a six-figure salary just to afford basic middle-class status—and maybe even that’s pushing it.

According to a new analysis from SmartAsset, based on 2024 U.S. Census data, the price of admission to middle-class life has skyrocketed. Households now need to earn between $49,500 and $148,500 per year to qualify. And with inflation refusing to take a backseat, that $49,500 probably covers little more than gas, groceries, and a Netflix subscription.

The median U.S. income sits at $74,225, but let’s be real—thanks to Bidenomics, that buys about half of what it used to. The middle class is shrinking, wages aren’t keeping up, and unless you’ve got a trust fund or a Trump tax cut, good luck getting ahead in this economy.

No Office, No Bonus? Deloitte’s New Attendance Policy Says ‘Get in Here’

Looks like Deloitte just dropped the hammer on remote work. In a move that screams “we miss our empty office buildings,” the accounting giant is now tying annual bonuses to office attendance—because apparently, your productivity is only real if your boss can see it in person.

Starting now, Deloitte employees will need to clock at least 50% of their workweek in the office if they want that sweet, sweet year-end bonus. And don’t think you can just pop in for a quick coffee run—time spent in-office is now part of performance reviews.

Translation: If you’re still in your sweatpants at 2 PM on a Tuesday, don’t expect that fat holiday check. The corporate world is officially over its WFH honeymoon, and companies are making it clear—Zoom calls don’t pay like they used to.

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Trump Shuts the Checkbook: No More Blank Military Aid for Ukraine

Looks like Ukraine’s gravy train just hit a red light. President Donald Trump has officially paused all U.S. military aid to Ukraine after a heated Oval Office showdown with President Volodymyr Zelensky last week.

After meeting with senior advisors, Trump decided it was time to rethink the endless cash flow—especially as Europe scrambles to figure out how to cover the tab. The pause is immediate meaning Zelensky might want to start checking his own country’s bank account for a change.

America First means no more blank checks for foreign wars. The real question? How long before the media has a meltdown over Trump actually putting U.S. interests first?

Elon Musk Wants YOU to Vote—On Killing Daylight Savings

Elon Musk is back at it—this time, he’s giving Americans a say on whether we finally nuke daylight savings time once and for all. Because let’s be honest, nobody actually enjoys the biannual time-travel experiment that leaves half the country confused and sleep-deprived.

The X overlord has been pushing for the end of daylight savings for months, riding the momentum of Trump’s campaign pledge to stop the government-mandated clock chaos. On Wednesday, Musk dropped a poll on X, asking users:

"If daylight savings time change is canceled, do you prefer an hour earlier [or] an hour later?"

One small step for Elon, one giant leap for America finally ditching this outdated nonsense. Now, let’s see if D.C. can keep up—or if they’ll need another few decades of studies before making a decision.

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Draining the Swamp: Musk’s DOGE Reduces Bloated Gov Agency to One Employee

If you thought Elon Musk was only about rockets and memes, think again. His Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) just did what every taxpayer dreams of—torching an entire bloated government agency, leaving just one employee standing.

The Inter-American Foundation, where bureaucrats were raking in an average of $131,000 a year, has been gutted thanks to a Trump-backed executive order declaring it ‘unnecessary.’ The last man standing? Peter Marocco, a veteran of draining foreign aid programs under Trump.

Translation: One guy is now doing the job of an entire agency. Guess it turns out most of D.C.’s “essential” workers weren’t so essential after all.

Red Robin… Closing? Fast Food Chain Faces Tough Times

Looks like the restaurant apocalypse just claimed another victim—this time, your bottomless fries might be bottoming out for good. Red Robin just announced plans to shut down up to 70 locations nationwide as financial struggles continue to bite.

The fast food chain is ditching low-performing stores as leases expire, hoping that’ll somehow fix the mess. CEO G.J. Hart insists they’ve made “substantial improvements” to the customer experience—but judging by their fiscal 2024 results, it seems Americans are more focused on affording gas and groceries than gourmet burgers.

Play Stupid Games, Win Airport Jail: Coffee-Throwing Karens Get Instant Karma

Late for your flight? Maybe try setting an alarm instead of assaulting airport staff with a latte. Two passengers at Miami International Airport just learned the hard way that coffee is for drinking, not for throwing at gate agents—and now, they’re facing a different kind of trip: straight to jail.

According to the Miami-Dade Sheriff’s Office, the dynamic duo showed up too late for their flight to Mexico and decided that the best way to board was to fight their way on. Shockingly, that strategy did not work.

Instead, their Starbucks-fueled tantrum ended with handcuffs, not boarding passes—because, believe it or not, assaulting airline staff is not a valid form of check-in.

Fetterman Breaks Rank: Calls Out Democrats for Snubbing Trump’s Speech

When even John Fetterman thinks the Democrats are acting ridiculous, you know it’s bad. The Pennsylvania senator—and potential 2028 wildcard candidate—just torched his own party for their childish behavior during Trump’s congressional address.

Asked by Fox News about the Dems’ stone-cold reaction, Fetterman didn’t hold back. And who could blame him? These are the same people who refused to clap for a young cancer survivor Trump honored. Meanwhile, one Democrat took things so far he got himself kicked out of the chamber.

If this is the best the Left has to offer, good luck in 2028. While they were busy pouting, Trump was out here winning over America—again.

Florida Man 1, Big Government 0: Trump Flag Fan Wins Legal Showdown

Looks like the First Amendment still applies—even in Biden’s America. A Florida man just scored a major legal victory after his county tried to fine him $50 a day for flying pro-Trump banners outside his home. Spoiler alert: he didn’t pay a dime.

Marvin Peavy, a true patriot, has been proudly displaying banners like “Trump Won” and “Who’s Your Daddy?” since 2020. But Walton County, despite being deep red, decided free speech had an expiration date and slapped him with $63,000 in fines for daring to support Trump outside an election year.

Peavy fought back, and guess what? He won. Maybe now the county can focus on actual problems instead of trying to silence Trump supporters who aren’t afraid to speak the truth.

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The Great Restaurant Recession: Why Your Favorite Spot Is Closing & What Can Be Done

If you’ve noticed your favorite local diner disappearing faster than a plate of hot wings at a Super Bowl party, you’re not alone. Restaurants across America are closing at an alarming rate, leaving empty storefronts, out-of-work chefs, and fewer places for you to escape your own cooking.

So what’s killing America’s restaurants? Spoiler alert: It’s not just bad Yelp reviews. From inflation to labor shortages to government red tape, the deck is stacked against small business owners. The real question is: Can we actually save them?

The Pros & Cons of the Great Restaurant Debate

The Problem: Why Restaurants Are Failing

❌ Bidenomics & Inflation – Food costs have skyrocketed, rent is up, and profit margins are thinner than a fast-food napkin.

❌ Minimum Wage Hikes – Great for workers (in theory), but higher labor costs mean higher menu prices… which customers don’t love.

❌ Big Chains Crushing the Little Guys – When Olive Garden can sell unlimited breadsticks for less than your local Italian joint’s cheapest dish, guess where people go?

❌ Delivery Apps Are Bleeding Restaurants Dry – UberEats, DoorDash, and Grubhub take up to 30% of every order, leaving small restaurants with crumbs.

❌ Endless Government Regulations – Between health codes, permits, and taxes, running a restaurant is more complicated than making a Michelin-star meal.

The Solution: Can We Save America’s Restaurants?

✔ Cut the Red Tape – Reduce regulations, streamline permits, and let small businesses actually operate without government strangulation.

✔ Ditch the Delivery Apps (or Reform the Fees) – Either cap third-party commission fees or incentivize direct ordering from restaurants.

✔ Lower Taxes on Small Businesses – Want to help? Stop treating small restaurants like Fortune 500 corporations.

✔ Trump’s Economic Policies – Lowering inflation and cutting business taxes would keep costs down and customers spending.

✔ Support Local, Ditch Corporate Chains – If you don’t want to see your favorite mom-and-pop joint vanish, skip McDonald’s once in a while and eat local.

At the end of the day, America’s restaurant industry is a battlefield right now, and without real changes, more will close.

The choice is simple: Keep letting big government and corporations devour small businesses—or take back control and give restaurants a real shot at survival.