Sunday February 2nd

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It’s been a week, folks. Trump’s racking up wins faster than the mainstream media is losing credibility. First, he picks a fight with Colombia and wins in ten minutes—because, of course, he did. Meanwhile, Colorado authorities raided a makeshift nightclub (because apparently, that’s a thing now) and—surprise, surprise—41 out of 49 arrests were illegal immigrants. But don’t worry, Biden swears the border is secure.

Speaking of actually making America great again, Trump just offered a government buyout that pays bureaucrats up to 8 months to quit their jobs and binge-watch Netflix. That’s right, the federal workforce is getting paid to leave—finally, a government check we can all support.

Over in the land of fake news, Jim Acosta is leaving CNN and Chuck Todd is calling it quits at NBC, but with their viewership numbers already circling the drain, is anyone even noticing? Meanwhile, Karoline Leavitt, Trump’s new press secretary, just dropped some cold, hard truth bombs on the media, and let’s just say—journalists are not used to being called out to their faces.

In immigration news, Trump wants to send 30,000 illegal immigrants to Guantanamo Bay, and suddenly, Democrats are pretending they love Gitmo. Oh, and if you’re still waiting for justice after Big Tech banned Trump, here’s a win: Meta just settled for $25 million over Trump’s 2021 account suspension. That’s a lot of Zuckerberg hush money.

Finally, a mystery is unfolding over DC, where a helicopter and a commercial plane collided in a tragic accident. Questions are swirling, and as usual, the official explanations aren’t exactly adding up.

America’s back in business, and Trump’s running up the scoreboard.

The U.S. is considering new trade tariffs on Mexico and Canada, sparking the usual debate. Some say it’s about protecting American jobs (because outsourcing isn’t exactly patriotic), while others argue it’ll just make everything more expensive (as if inflation needed a boost). Where do you stand?

Todays Mood:

The Rundown This Week:

Trump’s FBI Shake-Up: Resign or Get the Boot?

If you thought your boss was tough, imagine getting a resignation notice with a side of “or else.” Reports are swirling that senior FBI officials have been given a choice: pack up voluntarily or get shown the door. The alleged targets? Higher-ups who climbed the ranks under former FBI Director Christopher Wray. It’s like a corporate restructuring… but with more subpoenas.

No More Pajama Meetings: Trump Calls Federal Workers Back to the Office

Hope you enjoyed that five-year “work-from-couch” experiment because Uncle Sam wants you back at your desk. After years of Zoom calls, sweatpants, and that one coworker who still doesn’t know how to mute, federal employees are facing a reality check: return-to-office mandates are rolling out. Cue the debates over commuting, watercooler gossip, and whether business casual still exists.

$50 Painting Turns Out to Be a Hidden Van Gogh Worth Millions!

Imagine scoring a Van Gogh for the price of a pizza. One lucky art lover unknowingly did just that at a Minnesota garage sale, picking up a painting for $50—only to later discover it’s an actual Van Gogh worth millions. The piece? A serene fisherman puffing on his pipe while mending his net, proving once again that one person’s attic junk is another’s museum masterpiece.

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Austin, Start Your Engines—Tesla’s Robotaxis Are Rolling Out in June!

Elon Musk just dropped another one of his “mark your calendars” moments—Tesla’s robotaxi service is set to hit the streets of Austin this June. According to Musk, these autonomous rides will be completely human-free, meaning no drivers, no awkward small talk, and definitely no tipping. The secret sauce? Tesla’s yet-to-be-released unsupervised Full Self-Driving (FSD) software. If all goes according to plan, Austin might just become the test lab for a future where your Uber driver is a motherboard.

Apple’s Stock Pops 3%—And It’s Not Because of the iPhone

Apple’s latest earnings report is in, and let’s just say, it’s not the iPhone keeping the lights on. While iPhone sales took a slight dip, Apple’s services division—think App Store, Apple Music, and iCloud subscriptions—kept the cash registers ringing, pushing the stock up 3%. It’s clear that Apple’s pivot to software and services is paying off, proving once again that even in a world obsessed with new gadgets, those monthly subscription fees are the real MVP.

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Amazon Bets Big on X—Musk’s Platform Gets a Cash Injection

Looks like Amazon is swiping right on X again. After dialing back ad spending last year over content moderation drama, the e-commerce giant is now doubling down on the platform formerly known as Twitter. Why the change of heart? Maybe it’s Musk’s pledge to make X more advertiser-friendly, or maybe Jeff Bezos just enjoys a little chaos. Either way, expect to see more Amazon ads nestled between memes and Musk’s latest hot takes.

DOT’s Fuel Policy Gets a Makeover—What It Means for Your Gas Tank

One day on the job, and Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy is already making moves—specifically, a U-turn on fuel efficiency standards. In line with Trump’s push for American energy dominance, the new directive leans into oil, natural gas, and biofuels while downplaying emissions concerns. Translation? Potentially cheaper gas, but don’t expect climate activists to be thrilled.

Tulsi Gabbard Comes Out Swinging: ‘I Won’t Be Their Puppet!’

If you were expecting Tulsi Gabbard to play nice at her Senate Intelligence Committee hearing, think again. In a mic-drop moment, the DNI nominee took a preemptive strike against critics, making it clear she won’t be anyone’s political pawn. Whether you love her or loathe her, one thing’s for sure—she’s not here for the D.C. groupthink.

JD Vance Grilled on Grocery Prices: ‘Which One Actually Lowers Costs?

Grocery bills still giving you sticker shock? Vice President JD Vance says relief is coming—just not overnight. On Face the Nation, Vance defended Trump’s economic moves, arguing that while prices haven’t dropped yet, the administration’s policies are setting the stage for long-term savings. Until then, maybe just stick to store-brand cereal.

Bitcoin Retail Activity Drops 48%: Retail Traders Hit the Brakes

Bitcoin just did a double backflip—plunging to $97,700 before rocketing past $105K in three days. But here’s the kicker: retail investors are sitting this one out, with trading activity down 48% from past peaks. Is the crypto FOMO fading, or are small-time traders just waiting for the next big dip? Either way, Bitcoin remains the ultimate financial rollercoaster.

Events to Watch Next Week: 🗓️

• Super Bowl LIX Touches Down in New Orleans:
  Get ready for a showdown in New Orleans as the Kansas City Chiefs take on the Philadelphia Eagles in Super Bowl LIX on February 9. The city is bracing for over 125,000 visitors, with star-studded events leading up to the game. Whether you're in it for the football or the halftime show, it's bound to be a spectacle.
  

• 🇺🇸 World Cancer Day: Fighting for American Lives:

  Cancer doesn’t care about politics, but guess what? Neither does real leadership. February 4th is World Cancer Day, and while Biden funded just about everything but American healthcare, we’re here to remind you—prevention, early detection, and treatment actually matter. With 1 in 5 Americans facing a diagnosis, we need real solutions, not bureaucratic red tape. So, whether it’s getting screened, supporting research, or fighting for policies that put patients over profits, it’s the day to step up.
  

• January Jobs Report:

  On February 7th, the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics will drop the January jobs report, and let’s just say, expectations are modest at best. Economists are predicting about 205,000 new jobs—which sounds great until you remember how many people left the workforce under Biden. Meanwhile, unemployment is expected to hold at 4.1%, meaning the job market is stable in the same way a sinking boat is floating—technically, sure, but not for long.

Closing Thoughts:

Is Trump’s Hardline Immigration Stance What’s Best for America?

America has always been the land of opportunity—but here’s the catch: that opportunity comes with a front door, not an open window. Enter Trump’s hardline immigration policies, which, depending on who you ask, are either saving America from chaos or destroying the “dream” (whatever that means anymore). So, is cracking down on illegal immigration the right move? Let’s weigh it out.

The Case Against Trump’s Immigration Stance Critics argue that Trump’s approach is too harsh, too aggressive, and just plain mean. They claim mass deportations, strict border policies, and detention centers violate human rights and that America should be more “compassionate.” Some businesses also whine that tougher policies could limit the labor force and raise costs in agriculture, construction, and other industries that rely on immigrant labor.

And let’s not forget the media’s favorite narrative: “America is a nation of immigrants.” Which is true—but let’s be real, that’s a very convenient talking point when the goal is to justify an open-border free-for-all.

The Case for Trump’s Immigration Stance Now, for the facts. America is a nation of LAWFUL immigrants—a key distinction the left conveniently ignores. Trump’s plan is not to end immigration; it’s to control it. Because if your house had a front door but you left your windows wide open, you wouldn’t call it “welcoming”—you’d call it a break-in.

Illegal immigration hurts working-class Americans the most—by driving down wages and overloading public services. Sanctuary cities (run by Democrats, of course) are now buckling under the strain, with liberal mayors suddenly realizing—oops—that unlimited illegal immigration actually costs money (shocker).

Border security is national security. With fentanyl pouring in, human trafficking on the rise, and cartels treating our southern border like their personal fast lane, acting tough on immigration isn’t cruel—it’s common sense.

The Right Way Forward The solution? LEGAL. IMMIGRATION. America should be attracting skilled, law-abiding, hardworking people who want to contribute, not jump the fence. Trump has already talked about reforming legal immigration to prioritize merit-based entrants—which means bringing in people who actually benefit the country instead of burdening taxpayers.

Bottom line: America isn’t shutting the door—we’re just locking it and handing out keys the right way. Because immigration shouldn’t mean lawlessness, and national security shouldn’t be optional. So yes, Trump’s immigration policies aren’t just the best option—they’re the only sane one.